Big Apple beauties are walking down the aisle — the produce aisle, that is.
No longer wanting to be on the market, NYC sirens are flocking to Whole Foods Tribeca, hoping to hook a great catch while strolling through the store.
“When the dating apps aren’t working so it’s time to look lost in Whole Foods Tribeca,” singleton Sarah Lapi wrote in the closed-caption of a trending TikTok tell-all, featuring footage of her hubby hunt.
“The best time to go ‘Boyfriend Shopping’ at Whole Foods during the week is around lunch or after work,” the beauty told The Post on Friday.
“On the weekend,” continued the 25-year-old romance hopeful, “go in the morning around 10:30 a.m. or 11:00 a.m., when everyone is finished with their workouts.”
But Lapi, a digital marketing exec, doesn’t just silently wander the venue looking helpless. Instead, the coquettish Gen Z cuts a cute grin and asks possible honeys for help.
“I find it easy to interact with potential candidates when I need help reaching for something, which usually sparks a mini conversation,” said the petite pinup. “Also, a friendly smile to show my interest without being too forward usually does the job.”
The smart shopper seems to be right on the money.
Wannabe brides of the five boroughs have been forced to look beyond the city’s hottest hotspots and most popular dating apps on their quests for love.
With Gotham’s deplorable ranking as one of the worst US cities for dating, local ladies on the prowl are now setting their sights on atypical places for potential meet-cutes like at church or in the middle of performing CPR.
Lifestyle influencer Mimi Shou, 29, from Tribeca, even created a viral map of the best neighborhoods in Manhattan for finding Mr. Right within the right age demographic.
She previously told The Post that her buzzy blueprint is meant to eliminate some of the guesswork from dating.
“NYC is teeming not only with beautiful but also intelligent, successful women,” said Shou. “People that live here tend to be highly ambitious, even when it comes to selecting their partners.”
She, too, has hailed Whole Foods Tribeca the holy grail of hunks.
“This is the place you need to be frequenting to find husband material,” said the brunette of the ritzy retailer in a TikTok clip.
“You’re going to find gently used Tri-DILFs,” she continued, describing the herd of wealthy divorced dads who likely work at a few of the finance companies and lofty law firms located near the mart.
Shou, too, noted that “finance bros” — cool young hotties of the Financial District — and “trust fund babies” are all ripe for the picking around the Whole Foods.
“The men that you’re looking for are the ones who are spending their money on organic scallops.”
Julia, a 24-year-old content creator, recently gave the store a go, saying in a vid: “When Hinge is broken it’s time to throw on the [Lulu Lemon] fit and walk around Tribeca Whole Foods.”
Medi Yousef, a Brooklynite, has also made the grocery run in search of something sweet.
“Going to boyfriend shop at 8:00 pm on a Monday at Whole Foods Tribeca because I can,” she penned in a post.
Women in the know praised her eggcellent efforts.
“That’s the best place for husband hunting in the whole city!!,” raved a commenter
“I go to the smae one lol,” laughed a separate sweetheart shopped.
“Yes,” another chimed. “I teach in Tribeca so this is definitely one of my fave places to ‘stop by’ after a long day of work.”
It remains unclear whether any grocery-shopping singleton has bagged a man inside the store, but the beauties remain undeterred.
