Happy spooky season everyone!
Corporate commerce demons will have you believe that you are nothing unless someone loves you… or is willing to support you 1/2 of couple’s outfitSandy to your Danny, Spaghetti to your meatballs, Ken to your Barbie and Loofah to your bar of soap.
We here at The Post raise our paw in protest.
If you’re in the market for lifelong love and loyalty, get yourself a fur baby – preferably a rescue and definitely one that will allow you to subject them to the indignities of zodiac costume.
From pet costumes for big dogs to small ones, funny to scary, we’ve got you covered.
Here’s to the dogs we don’t deserve and the most wonderful time of the year. Read on to discover the best and cutest matching Halloween costumes for dog and owner. While you’re here, be sure to read our guide Dog Breed That Matches Your Zodiac Sign and this The best outfits for your pet.
Barista and Frappuccino
ARIS They love fast paced life and high voltage caffeine.
Many astrologers place the sacred coffee bean in the domain of Mars, the ruling planet of Rama. By the way, this outfit seriously delivers a double shot of f–king cute.
Find your pup’s coffee outfit Here,
IBS, impatience and hot flashes sold separately.
Beanie Baby and Beanie Boo
As the first earth sign in the zodiac, TAURUS It’s very close to your inner animal and fits great in any Halloween costume that prioritizes comfort and warmth. This getup, essentially a plush comforter worn as a jumpsuit, understands the assignment. Adult onesies can be purchased here, and lion’s mane onesies are available for dogs Here,
angel and devil
Symbol of the trash-talking, anti-God twins Castor and Pollux, Gemini Represents the fundamental duality present in all things and all people: good and evil, dark and light, barking and biting, horns and aura. Honor the divinity of these divisions with a devil/angel duo costume.
Daenerys Targaryen and her dragon offspring
Ruled by the Moon, cancer Represents the archetype of the mother, and there has never been a more fierce woman than the Mother of Dragons herself, HRH Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen and First Men of the Andals, Keeper of the Seven Kingdoms, Undead, Breaker of Chains. The one.
Find the recipe for this royalty with this no-sew DIY tutorial just a tina bit,
Pennywise and georgi
leo Rules the fifth house of pleasure and games; Colloquially known as the “Fun House”, it is the natural realm of laughter, clowning and other theatrics. Long on the forehead, short on subtlety, and the spoiler of the game, Pennywise, As previously established Is a card-carrying member of Lion Pride.
Big cats and their little dogs can find raincoat here and pennywise inspo Here,
Pope/Nun
All hail the holy hound. Ruler of the sixth house of daily service and a believer in the adage that cleanliness is next to godliness, dirty minds and spotless floors. Virgo I would find costume glory in this Poop Pup and Hot Nun combination.
Pope costume is available here, And nun habit can be found Here,
basic witches
Libra Ruled by Venus, and by default, Libra people are inspired by the beautiful and the delicious. This dedication to possibility and spontaneity sometimes translates into a bad case of basic B-CH.
Whether you’re wearing an ironic costume or because it’s your daily uniform (#PumpkinSpice4Life) the Basic Witch Bestie Set is for you.
Designer dog is not required but highly recommended.
wednesday and pugsley adams
As established earlier, wednesday adamsHis preference for the subtle and sharp side eye is paramount. scorpio,
As a sign of ultimate power and ulterior motives, every straight-laced hero needs a sidekick. In this costume, a canine Pugsley (pedigree not required) provides the perfect compliment to this pigtail powerhouse.
Find the Pugsley pullover for your pup Here.
Where’s Waldo?
archer The sign of the seeker, and this Where’s Waldo dog/human getup compliments the archer’s free-spirited, ever-wandering, and haunting tendencies.
The glasses make you look smart and the dog suggests you’re more committed than before, it’s a win-win. You can get a similar dress Here,
the policeman and the bad dog
Capricorn It is ruled by harsh Saturn, the planet of restrictions, straight lines and hard blows. This Overlord provides the natives with the energy of a real father/warden/correctional officer.
Sea goats can liven up their sign and show off their love of uniforms in this dog couple costume. Find Gel Straps for Your Pup Here and police costume accessories for you Here,
et and elliot
Aquarius It’s a nod to all that lies beyond: space travel, electricity, and aliens. As a result, natives often feel separated from or not belonging to the Earth. The Water Bearer can honor their eccentricity and dream of flying in this easy DIY costume that transforms them into kind hearted kid Elliot and his dog, the heart-shining, ball-tossing, planet-blowing, sensitive guy who That’s ET.
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Mr. Stay Puft and the Ghostbuster
Ruled by Neptune, planet of dreams and the unconscious mind, Pisces This sign is most closely related to psychic phenomena, ghosts, apparitions and nightmares. The Fishes retaliate by incarnating the giant paranormal monster that is Mr. Stay Puft and introducing their dog as a fearless ghostbuster. Who will you call?
can get dog costume Here And inflatable horror show for humans, Here,
Astrologer Reda Wiggle Research and report on planetary positions and their effects on each zodiac sign. His horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture, and personal experience. To book to read, visit his website,
