Hunter Biden, this is your life!
The first son’s ex-wife and a pair of his former lovers are slated to testify in Delaware federal court about his crack cocaine addiction as he heads to trial on weapons charges beginning June 3.
Hunter’s former spouse Kathleen Buhle, his sister-in-law-turned-lover Hallie Biden and baby mama Lunden Roberts all have recall of the now-54-year-old’s near-constant drug use during the period in October 2018 when he lied about his addiction and purchased a handgun, according to Monday court filings.
Hunter deliberately claimed on a federal background check form that he was neither a user of controlled substances nor an addict when buying the firearm on Oct. 12, 2018, prosecutors allege, pointing out in filings earlier this year that cocaine was found on the gun’s pouch.
Hallie’s testimony will confirm that Hunter returned to Delaware around the same time and owned the Colt Cobra .38 special for 11 days before she threw it into a trash can outside a Wilmington supermarket.
Special counsel David Weiss indicted the first son on three felony counts this past September, accusing him of illegally possessing the gun and lying on the background check form.
Weiss did not reveal the witnesses’ names in the filings, but their identities are clear from public reports, data from Hunter’s abandoned laptop, other records produced from House Republicans’ impeachment inquiry into President Biden and excerpts from Hunter’s own 2021 memoir “Beautiful Things.”
Hunter, in an interview with the Daily Beast published Monday, indicated that some photos of drug use found on his laptop were misleading.
A notorious photo of the Biden scion fast asleep with what appears to be a crack pipe in his mouth is not, in fact, a crack pipe, he told the outlet.
“That’s actually a meth pipe,” Hunter said of the photo, which he now claims was staged.
But in troves of text messages obtained by prosecutors, Hunter admitted to buying and using drugs as well as to trying and failing to maintain sobriety over a roughly four-year period that included his purchase of the gun.
Buhle told Hunter in a March 9, 2018, message that she had “found a few crack pipes” in the family car and removed them because their “daughter was driving” it at the time.
Prosecutors also said that Buhle “found drugs or paraphernalia on approximately a dozen occasions, which she discarded in a trash can,” and Hunter began using her cell phone to communicate in October 2018 with Hallie, the widow of his brother Beau, the former attorney general of Delaware who had died three years earlier of brain cancer.
Hunter and Buhle separated in October 2015, and she filed for a divorce that was finalized in April 2017 — claiming in court papers that her husband had spent “extravagantly on his own interests (including drugs, alcohol, prostitutes, strip clubs, and gifts for women with whom he has sexual relations), while leaving the family with no funds to pay legitimate bills.”
The pair share three daughters — Naomi, Finnegan and Maisy — the last of whom was coached in basketball by Roberts in 2017, according to emails on Hunter’s abandoned laptop.
Roberts had met Hunter that same year at the Mpire strip club in Washington, DC, where she danced under the stage name “Dallas,” and gave birth to another of his daughters, Navy Joan, ahead of their split the following year.
The Arkansas native is prepared to testify that she observed the first son smoking crack cocaine “every 20 minutes except when he slept” during their nearly year-long fling, prosecutors wrote of the witness.
Roberts and Hunter settled a child support dispute last year — after a paternity test proved Hunter was the father.
In a page from the first son’s memoir entered into evidence, Hunter wrote that he returned to Delaware in the “fall of 2018, after my most recent relapse in California, with the hope of getting clean through a new therapy and reconciling with Hallie.”
At the time, Hunter was “in the throes of addiction and need[ed] help coupled with love,” Hallie said of her brother-in-law, as the two carried on an affair before, during and after the purchase of the handgun.
Hunter was aware he was an addict the same day that Hallie took his gun, according to other text messages introduced by prosecutors that had been revealed via IRS whistleblower disclosures to the House Ways and Means Committee last year.
“The f–ing FBI Hallie. It’s hard to believe anyone is that stupid,” Hunter raged in one message after meeting with police who recovered the gun in October 2018. “Owning a gun that’s in a locked car hidden on another property? You say I invade your privacy. What more can I do than come back to you to try again. And you do this????”
“Who in their right mind would trust you would help me get sober?” he fumed.
Other location data contained in photos from Hunter’s cell phone and messages to Hallie corroborate his crack abuse.
“I was sleeping on a car smoking crack on 4th Street and Rodney,” he wrote in an Oct. 14, 2018, text to Hallie.
One month after the gun incident, Hunter also confessed to Hallie: “I’m a liar and a thief and a blamer and a user and I’m delusional and an addict unlike beyond and above all other addicts that you know and I’ve ruined every relationship I’ve ever cherished.”
He also in December 2018 texted Hallie to admit “completely” that he was an addict but would “get sober when I want to get f–king sober.”
Hallie witnessed his drug use and even searched through Hunter’s “bags, backpacks, and vehicle in an effort to help him get sober, and discovered drug paraphernalia and drugs in his possessions on multiple occasions,” prosecutors added.
The court will also hear testimony from DEA Supervisory Special Agent Joshua Romig, “who will opine on coded terms and drug language” in Hunter’s text messages, and prosecutors also plan “to show videos and photographs of the defendant smoking crack.”
FBI Special Agent Erika Jensen, an employee of Starquest Shooters in Wilmington — where Hunter bought the revolver — and two Delaware state police officers will also testify.
Prosecutors said they may also show evidence from other text messages if Hunter’s defense team — including lead attorney Abbe Lowell — argues their client was unaware of his actions.
The IRS disclosures to Congress include one message in which Hunter told Hallie that he was “proven unstable when you put a gun in the trash can … out of FEAR.”
The first son has pleaded not guilty to the Delaware indictment, for which he faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted.
