She’s showing the Big Apple her big apples.
Flashing her breasts on the subway, atop the Brooklyn Bridge and in the heart of Times Square isn’t just a naughty hobby for Eila Adams — it’s an act of advocacy.
“If men can walk around shirtless without fear of reprisal, so too should women,” argued the 36-year-old Canadian content creator.
She’s spent the past six days granting New Yorkers a gander at her goodies, both her boobs and her bottom, in the name of gender equality.
“It’s normal to be nude,” insisted the blonde. “By flashing folks as I go about my day, I’m just having a bit of cheeky fun and challenging the status quo.”
And the flashing frenzy isn’t just a flash in the pan.
Knockouts, both near and far, have recently taken a liking to showcasing their knockers.
Ava Louise, 25, gave the residents of Ireland an enormous eyeful in May, revealing her ample endowment to virtual audiences of the since-unplugged 24/7 livestream between NYC and Emerald Isle.
“I thought the people of Dublin deserved to see two New York, homegrown potatoes,” said the OnlyFans model following her NSFW spectacle.
And Kait, the hotsy-totsy Edmond Oilers fan who popped out her plump pucks during a May 31 hockey game, recently inked a deal with Playboy as the Oilers’ “Good Luck Charm.”
But Adams, a broadcaster for Naked News from Toronto, claims her titillating displays are deeply rooted in justice.
“For over 30 years, it has been legal for women to go topless in New York City, which many women have embraced as a show of gender equality,” she said, citing a 1992 New York State court decision.
“I think flashing is entertaining,” added Adams. “But it’s also a way of normalizing toplessness.”
“For me, it’s a way of life.”
The fit fox further feels that all people should proudly publicize their privates.
“Nudity has been such an important part of my life — I do not understand anyone who has negative feelings towards being naked,” Adams groaned.
“We’re all born this way, and we have to embrace our own bodies,” continued the pinup, “and we have to love everyone else’s amazing bodies.”
Her flashings, however, aren’t always so empowered.
“I was flashing on an elevator and a man walked in while I had my leg up on the wall,” recalled Adams, who refuses to boast her bare bazookas in sacred places like cenotaphs and the 9/11 memorial.
“He was shocked and I was embarrassed the rest of the ride down,” she said of the awkward encounter.
But mortifying moments won’t stop the self-crowned exhibitionist from unmasking her mammaries.
“I have had some negative comments but I don’t let the haters get me down,” said Adams.
“Most people don’t even notice I’m doing anything, but if I do get caught I’ll get a smile, a thumbs up, a laugh,” she joked.
“T—ts can light up a person’s day.”
“If you don’t like it, don’t look.”
