election Day? Like erection day.
Pornhub searches surged across the US on Tuesday as voters celebrated their civic duty by enjoying X-rated entertainment.
Data compiled by adult websites And shared exclusively with The Post, traffic is up an average of 7% across the country — showing that a divided nation is definitely united when it comes to the love of porn.
A report showed that anxious Americans in both blue and red states pumped up some excitement on the big day before pulling the lever, with website visits peaking between 8 and 9 a.m.
Pornhub is currently blocked in Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Virginia — so those 14 states were not included in the dirty data dump.
Among those with access, South Carolinians appeared to be the busiest on Election Day, however, with traffic 21% higher than average throughout the day.
The Randy Red state was followed by the District of Columbia, which saw an 18% increase in viewership during daylight hours.
But D.C. saw its biggest drop in traffic during election evening, with residents turning off porn to watch the count.
Site visits dropped 21% from 6 p.m. to midnight in the nation’s capital — perhaps not surprising given how many D.C. residents are known to be agitated by politics.
Nationwide, traffic dropped 16% over the same six-hour period.
Republican nominee Donald Trump took the stage at 2:45 a.m. to claim victory in key swing states.
Almost immediately after the bombshell news, traffic on Pornhub surged again, as citizens celebrated and applauded the result by searching for bombshell blondes online – as well as other kinky content.
