Tori Spelling called her son a ‘jerk’ for her Elf on the Shelf display that looked like a ‘porn massacre’

Children will remain children.

Tori Spelling reveals what went wrong when she left her four oldest children — Liam, 17, Stella, 16, Hattie, 13, and Finn, 12 — in charge of installing the Elf on the Shelf for their younger brother Beau, 7. Gave.

“I always say that our elves are a little mischievous. They are naughty. …But my kids went to the next level,” Spelling, 51, said on Monday’s episode “Misspellings” Podcast.

The “Beverly Hills, 90210” alum explained that her daughters were “very creative” and “very artistic” with the elves, but her boys took a completely different approach.

“Guys do that and they’re like, ‘Sex, love and rock and roll, minus the love,'” he shared.

Spelling said that after Liam did the Elf on the Shelf, Beau woke him up and said there was a “problem” and that the elves needed “help”.

Spelling called the scene “Elfie Does Dallas”, a reference to the 1978 porn film “Debbie Does Dallas”, revealing, “I go into the kitchen and the elves are in there and there’s some pornographic massacre going on.”

“All the elves were doing different things to each other,” Spelling said. “Mouth on different areas. Hands where they shouldn’t be. Some were upside down, all around.”

“It was like OnlyElves,” Spelling said, laughing.

mother of five children She said she knew Liam was responsible for the NSFW incident.

“While I laughed inside — and that was really funny — and I took pictures and sent them to all my friends, I said, ‘You’ve got to tone down the shit,'” she said.

Spelling said that Liam later again set the elves into an inappropriate structure.

“All the elves were in a circle (around the reindeer) and I was like, ‘Oh, man, Liam, you’re an idiot,'” she recalled.

Spelling shares her five children with her ex-husband, Dean McDermott.

The 58-year-old “Due South” alum announced his separation from Spelling in June 2023, writing in a since-deleted Instagram post, “It is with great sadness and a very heavy heart that 18 years together and 5 amazing children After.”

Spelling officially filed for divorce from McDermott in March 2024.

They cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split and listed the separation date as June 17, 2023 in court documents.

Earlier this month, Spelling said on her podcast that she stayed with McDermott longer because of their children.

He explained, “I think my desire to always keep my parents together kept me from doing that – it was a better decision for them than what they saw between two partners.”